Sunday, September 9, 2012
I love bacon. You love bacon. There are even people who like bacon so much that they’ll make dresses out of it (and to appease certain Mr Overlords). So surely, surely, there must be someone who would like to take this piece of bad-ass bacon home with them. Yeah, that’s right, this bacon is so tough that he got Misha Collins’ autograph put on him for the rest of his life. He’s just that hard-core. The question is: are you?
SO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? ~*~ A BACON-AWAY~*~
That’s right, gentlepeople of Tumblr, I am giving away this piece of plastic, bendy, anthropomorphic bacon to one lucky soul who thinks having Misha Collins’ signature would be the bee’s knees. WHY? BECAUSE I CAN. Also you can make the bacon do sick dance moves. Just sayin’.
WHAT ARE THE RULES, OH MUSICAL INSTRUMENT THAT IS ON FIRE?
EASY RULES. SO EASY, I CAN PUT THEM ON A BULLETED LIST:
You have to have an open Ask! If I can’t tell you you’ve won, you will never know, and snails everywhere would cry.
You have to be willing to give your address to (an extremely attractive if I do say so myself) stranger so they can bring home the bacon to you and only you!
Reblogs only! No likes. We need to share the love, my friends, and while likes are wonderful reblogs bring in more love. SHARE IT. GLORIFY IN IT.
Now this is the most important rule: if you have Misha Collins’ autograph already, DO NOT ENTER. Obviously I cannot check this. For all I know, my dear reader, you could be sitting on a mound of Misha Collin’s signatures, cackling quietly to yourself and charging purchases of pomegranates to his credit card. BUT WE MUST SHARE THE MISHA LOVE. There are many, many people who do not have Mr Overlord’s blessing, and we must share the glory of his Sharpie’d John Hancock! If you still wish to reblog this so your friends can know and enter, please put “I already have his autograph!” in the reblog and a less-blessed soul than yours will gain the prize! Remember, SHARING IS CARING.
This will end November 1st, at 1200 EST. Why? Because it’s All Saint’s Day, of which you all obviously are.
TWO REBLOGS EACH because I’m nice like that.
You are all wonderful.
SO THAT IS ALL. GOOD LUCK, CITIZENS OF TUMBLR!
(Any questions may be lobbed at my Ask.)
-Mol

I love bacon. You love bacon. There are even people who like bacon so much that they’ll make dresses out of it (and to appease certain Mr Overlords). So surely, surely, there must be someone who would like to take this piece of bad-ass bacon home with them. Yeah, that’s right, this bacon is so tough that he got Misha Collins’ autograph put on him for the rest of his life. He’s just that hard-core. The question is: are you?

SO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? ~*~ A BACON-AWAY~*~

That’s right, gentlepeople of Tumblr, I am giving away this piece of plastic, bendy, anthropomorphic bacon to one lucky soul who thinks having Misha Collins’ signature would be the bee’s knees. WHY? BECAUSE I CAN. Also you can make the bacon do sick dance moves. Just sayin’.

WHAT ARE THE RULES, OH MUSICAL INSTRUMENT THAT IS ON FIRE?

EASY RULES. SO EASY, I CAN PUT THEM ON A BULLETED LIST:

  1. You have to have an open Ask! If I can’t tell you you’ve won, you will never know, and snails everywhere would cry.
  2. You have to be willing to give your address to (an extremely attractive if I do say so myself) stranger so they can bring home the bacon to you and only you!
  3. Reblogs only! No likes. We need to share the love, my friends, and while likes are wonderful reblogs bring in more love. SHARE IT. GLORIFY IN IT.
  4. Now this is the most important rule: if you have Misha Collins’ autograph already, DO NOT ENTER. Obviously I cannot check this. For all I know, my dear reader, you could be sitting on a mound of Misha Collin’s signatures, cackling quietly to yourself and charging purchases of pomegranates to his credit card. BUT WE MUST SHARE THE MISHA LOVE. There are many, many people who do not have Mr Overlord’s blessing, and we must share the glory of his Sharpie’d John Hancock! If you still wish to reblog this so your friends can know and enter, please put “I already have his autograph!” in the reblog and a less-blessed soul than yours will gain the prize! Remember, SHARING IS CARING.
  5. This will end November 1st, at 1200 EST. Why? Because it’s All Saint’s Day, of which you all obviously are.
  6. TWO REBLOGS EACH because I’m nice like that.
  7. You are all wonderful.

SO THAT IS ALL. GOOD LUCK, CITIZENS OF TUMBLR!

(Any questions may be lobbed at my Ask.)

-Mol

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    Bacon? Misha? His signature you’re awesome ….
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    D: I DONT HAVE HIS SIGNATURE OMG
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